Person of the Week
I'm Here to Report a Neeson Rating My last "Person of the Week" selection may have caused some to call into question my credibility as a purveyor of fine talent. I am here to debunk this notion. Without a shroud of bias or hesitation, I am once again thinking lucidly. I guess my partying binge with Charlie Sheen last week stymied my sound judgment. I should have been appalled by Mean Sheen's antics. He demanded the DJ play "Wild Thing," then threw a bag of coke on the table and started snorting it while watching old acting performances of himself on his iPad. Such an alarming scene should have been a warning to me. When it comes to erratic behavior, Charlie is in charge.